"There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought wouldscare the kids away for sure. He made up a sign and posted it in the field. The next day, the kids showed up and they saw the sign which reads, “Warning! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide.” The kids ran off, made up their own sign and posted it next to the farmer’s sign. When the farmer returned, he surveyed the field. He noticed that no watermelons were missing, but the sign next to his reads, “Now there are two!”"
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~ By Sis Zabrina ~
12 comments:
Now that is funny. :D
:D you made me see it from a different angle! MAN THAT"S FUNNY :D
hehe
Nice and funny joke :)
Thanks for sharing us.
LOL Mona :D
When I posted it, I was so touched by its serious face & I totally missed seeing its funny one!
:)
looooooool :D
i can imagine the look on his face!
a really mad one i tell ya!
If I was the farmer I would hide at night somewhere close and when the children come ambush them and beat the living cra* out of them...
he3he3
or maybe just buy a really nasty big dog.
or maybe if we were in a civilized country catch them and take them to their parrents and make them work my farm for being such menaces
it wasnt funny.
:D alhamdulillah you're not a farmer MASS :D
No for real now, I think I'd go with your plans :)
I have another opinion, wait for them, be their friend and give them some of what Allah gave you, I think daily they will keep one of them to guard your farm, believe me to be nice with others is the best way to keep them in your side.
Sadly, not always :(
But I can only go on with your opinion.. Can't do MASS's.. LOL
ahhhh
well if yr a poli sci major constantly reading about necons plotting to take over the world's oil resources you cant blame me.
maybe i was equating oil to watermelons in my head.
the first opition is like being Bush
the seccond one is like... being a a gulfy country
the third one is being like the U.N
and exploiting other's mistakes.
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which reminds me. me and my friends ages ago when we were kids were looking for "our" kitten in some mini garden, all of a sudden we find two big hands grabbing up from the back of our collars.. it was some sa3eedi 7aress/bowab. he was like 3at3melu hynah eyyaah..
..looking for our cats.
he wa slike... yeah right .. you are stealing my tommatoes!!!
duuude.. we aint stealing yr tommatoes we looking for our cat. two slapson the back of our heads.. we were like .. basturd!!
and then we threw stones at him from far away. he3
MASS,
LOL :D
Thank God I don't study what you're studying, orelse I'd be seeing kids as crazy li'l monkeys.. And that's not what I want :@ HAHAHAHA
Your explanations to the options asre SUPERB (in the french accent) :)
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now going to your memory, you rock with the sa'eedy accent! way to go :) :)
ge3 ge3
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