"Strangely enough, the derivation of the word witch is a subject on which scarcely any two authorities can be found to agree. The most frequent explanation is that it is akin to the word wise, and that witchcraft therefore means The Craft of the Wise."
THE CRAFT OF THE WISE...
FOR GOD'S SAKE.... CUMMMMON!
WHY ON EARTH WOULD A WISE PERSON HOLD A BROOM-STICK AND RIDE ON IT?
IT'S NOT THAT COMFORTABLE ANYWAY!
NO I'M SERIOUS.